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A day at the jobexchange bureuHelloHello, welcome, please be seated... So, seeking a job are you? Well..sort of..er Let´s begin with the formalities, You know, we bureucrats always need to fill our papers..he..he I see..of course Name? Guldur, G-u-l-d-u-r... Yes, thank you, second name.. Well, sorry, that´s all.. No second name? Alright, occupation? I´m God God? Yes, I´ll admit a minor one since I could count my followers on one hand. But, yes, basically that´s my profession for almost three thousand years. Give or take a few hundred, it´s not easy to keep up.. God..er..hmm, what did you have in mind to, to hmm... What kind of help or new job, do You except from us? I mean, what skills does a God have, you know anything about computers? Actually I haven´t needed any of them, the few followers I still have provide me with power to change atoms to whatever I need, well.. Although I have to admit, it was more fun to do a miracle every other hundreds years or so.. But no, although minor, I´m pretty good as God. But I´ve learned that that doesn´t count as a professional skill around here anymore...Yet, if I´m permitted to continue... I´m all ears.. I passsed by here and read the sign Job exchange so I thought that maybe you could provide me with some followers... I mean, new age and that stuff growing, maybe you had some confession-seekers without a God? You ought to know it´s a almost a full time job, keeping a God on good terms as soon as you have begun believing in him..or for that matter her... Well, actually our bureu isn´t made for working in that direction, if You didn´t have in mind actually go in as a employer and hire some followers What, you..! Ooh, I understand, you are another atheist, no Gods... So you haven´t the slightest idea that, that isn´t the way beliefs work. Didn´t mean to offend you, but if you aren´t going to employ someone or have in mind beginning a new profession, I´m afraid I can´t offer you much. Oh, I doesn´t matter, I just thought..passing.. But, let´s see, some church or political party could use a God, wait a second..here..hello..hello..How could he disappear, just like that.. What a job! All these losers coming in for jobs that don`t exist, presenting himself as a God. My, my, ...OK, who´s next How do you do? Nice to meet you, be seated, and what can I do for You..? You know, I´ve always been interested in exchange business, so I had to come in and see, what you´ld have for a nice little devil like me.. Seppo Laine 99-03-23 PoemsMorningSolemn thoughts throbbingshaped in tough remorse broke his jawn
Silent glidePale anguishedlove drowned in kitchen no funeral held
TravelThe bus stoppedby doing so confirmed the influence on reality of a six year old child Daddy, let me know when it´s time to signal Exactly the same words were uttered by me to my mum in a bus long gone Our journey stretches from now to moments past Back to main |